Just Overheard!!! If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

(Image below sourced from whoisshmira.wordpress.com)




(Image below sourced from emirates247.com, it's photo of Indian Congress party politician MLC Jyoti Devithe destroyuing flower pots)

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish...



The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.

The second guy wishes the same.

The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."




(This island photo above from futilitycloset.com)

 “Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.” - José Maria de Eça de Queiroz








(My sincere apologies to clowns, but these folks below are many notches higher than politicians!)

Charlie Chaplin was 1,000 % correct about politicians and clowns!

After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why the doctors wear masks in the operating room.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? :)